much love

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

(via ziimbardo)

drarna:

“i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”

(via excalilbur)

thepresidentsshoelaces:

obamasdaughter:

eiffelstower:

pizza:

hey i like your shoelaces

thanks i stole them from the president 

wtf where are my dads shoelaces

I’m here

(via thedetectiveandtheblogger)

necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

(via excalilbur)

brebuscus:

i never understood
what made your lips on my neck
such an intimate affair
until your teeth grazed my pulse
and i realized 
you could tear open my throat
and make me bleed out in your arms
but instead
you chose to kiss

damn.

(Source: nellsays, via handwrittendeaththreats)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via excalilbur)

rachael-likes-pie:

my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson

(via productive-procrastination143)

snarkreactors:

hiimjamie:

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

i do this with queer people in unfamiliar environments

(via faggotfluidity)

(Source: asdfgnewblog, via thedetectiveandtheblogger)