Posted 3 hours ago
  1. october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  2. november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
Posted 3 hours ago

I just hate everything and I know I’m a privileged white girl and I’ve had it relatively easy and all that but Jesus Christ I hate myself and my life right now.

Posted 3 hours ago

profpic:

its really important to make sure you really like a person for who they really are and not just the idea of them

(Source: keefrich)

Posted 6 hours ago

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

Posted 6 hours ago

When I’m feeling down I have to remind myself….at least I have a great butt.

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago
Ur wonderful
Anonymous asked

So are you! Most likely. I can’t be sure cuz I don’t know who you are. But you’re probably wonderful.

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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Posted 19 hours ago

mamaspookat:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

crestadair:

bioterrorist:

emubutt:

soupybeard:

Why I hate myself

image

Volume I

Pocket edition 

font size 7

Introduction 

to the first chapter

of the prologue

Posted 19 hours ago

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

Posted 19 hours ago

empoliam:

i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

Posted 19 hours ago

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

Posted 19 hours ago
You are seriously perfect.
artesque asked

You are seriously misled lol
But thank you, lol it made me smile which I needed pretty badly.

Posted 19 hours ago

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

It’s…..perfect